James Blunt

Hi friend. Tom Conti at your service! Not literally, of course! That would be silly. You simply couldn't afford me.

Well, today's episode of "Tom Conti Presents" is about, without doubt, my favourite male singer of the last twenty years. I'm talking none-other than James Blunt - did I hear someone bleat 'genius'? No? It must have been me then.

So click the word 'here' - just down there - and enjoy what, for me, was quite an emotional film to make.

I didn't cry though.

Only cunts cry.

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Madonna

Hello again. Your friend and mine, Tom Conti here! How are you? Well, I hope? I'm extremely well thank you for asking.

Today's "Tom Conti Presents" is about, quite possibly, my favourite female singer of the last twenty years. I'm talking none-other than Madonna - Oh the name alone conjures up so many pleasant memories for me.

Memories of melodies, memories of films and memories of masturbatory 'both sides of the hanky' filth-daydreams.

I hope you enjoy what, for me, was quite a touching film to make. I didn't cry though. Conti's don't cry - only cunts cry.

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I didn't cry.

The Bee Gees

Hi. TC here! No, silly! Not Top Cat - Tom Conti!

Today's programme is about, quite possibly, my favourite pop group of the last thirty years. I'm talking none-other than the Beegees - Maurice, Robin, Barry, Alan, Keith and another different Beegee.

I hope you enjoy what, for me, was a touching film to make. I didn't cry though. Don't do cries.

Only cunts cry - you just remember that.

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