Madonna

Hello again. Your friend and mine, Tom Conti here! How are you? Well, I hope? I'm extremely well thank you for asking.

Today's "Tom Conti Presents" is about, quite possibly, my favourite female singer of the last twenty years. I'm talking none-other than Madonna - Oh the name alone conjures up so many pleasant memories for me.

Memories of melodies, memories of films and memories of masturbatory 'both sides of the hanky' filth-daydreams.

I hope you enjoy what, for me, was quite a touching film to make. I didn't cry though. Conti's don't cry - only cunts cry.

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I didn't cry.